Sunday, October 28, 2007

Life oF Software EngineerS!


By reading the post name ..u have guessed it that it is about the Life oF most Of the Person Around Us...ya you are correct ..but In this post Im Describing my Feeling and Understanding about this Man made Creature...i am taking the whole Gener for describing its characteristic..these Creature are located all around the globe..specially in the Metros ..and So Called IT cities ..like Bangalore,pune...etc, This Breed contains all Types of Element means(So called human being..)like Male,Female...and that to from Various regions..they come to this Profession to Full Fill there Dremz...And ready to compromise all the things for chasing there Dremz...They lived in the group in 1 bhk or 2Bhk rooms so that they can save money(which they thought they are doing ....) and by doing so they compromise there Privacy and have to adjust according to the creature with whom they were living but from out side they keep intact there Smiling Mask..im not at all saying that it is not beneficial to live in Group..it is beneficial as..u need some one to hear ur shit stuff..which mostly is about your PM(A senior Creature in this Breed...)and About your coding Stuff....and iF time Permits then About The most Interesting Talks "About Chicks.. :)" .

Now Coming to the Lifestyle Or work Routine oF this Creature this can be divided into two broad Categories :- 1)WeekDays 2)Weekends,Lets Take First One First..i.e.weekdays ..that i from Monday to Friday(The MOst awaited day) they mostly Get Up at 7 in the morning Do Routine jobs and then headed to near by cab PickUp points with ipod or music phone earphone in there ear...they Reached office at 9.30. go to there Working Area So called "cabins" place there bags then head towards cafeteria(The Fav Place) had breakfast and then return back to there "Cabins" and start waiting For Lunch time...in between they most Important task of checking and forwarding Mails,and if time permits little bit of Work"in short Coding " and they Went off for the lunch around "1 pm " they UsuallY come Back To work Around 2.30 or 2.15 and then wait for the evening i.e for 6.30 coz all the cabs will leave around this time..and in between this time they do meetings with PL,PM hear about the professional way of doing work(which they will never understood) and do Little work,listing music ,chat with there pal..at 6.15 they wind up there work and head towards cab..and reach there So called home..from Here On till this creature sleeps he had to do lost of things from Eating,Watching T.V and talking with his girlfrd or boyfrd(if they have purelly conditional) and ya also to its parents they went to sleep around 11.30 ..and same Monotonus routine continues till Friday Evening...On this evening these creature goes to Various Hangouts Places in the cities Drink Bear,and wine..and enjoy (they thought they were doing) and come late at night to there Respective homes...nOw coming to 2nd Part that is Weekends that is from friday Night to Sunday Night...on saturdayz They Plan lost of thing but most of them ends in Planning as they wake up in the saturday Noon around 2 pm and have serious hangover...so after eating they went back to sleep Again...Then They wake up in the Evening head towars there Fav Place That Include bar,Pubs,And ofcourse Malls..where they can see "HotChiks " and can increase there Frustation ..and some of the common Comments that You Can here From There Mouth are..."kya maal hai ","meri hi kismat kharab hai ki hume aisi nahi milti","Is bandar ko mil Sakti hai hume nahi ","Aaj kal Ladkiyo Ka taste hi kharab Ho gaya hai"...and lot more like that..those few Which have GirlFriend or boy Friend they meet on these dayz "they Fight" and "Fight" and at last say that they love each other(they only say it dosent mean it ..for most of the people ..exceptions are every where) on Sunday They Wash there Clothes Watch TV..and throw pjs on there Room mates and expecting them to laugh...and they Went Of to Sleep around the normal time ..and then the Cycle continues...and in the Month End The End Up In borrowing money from there Mate.. I am Stopping here coz its lunch time[:)] I may Missed out SomeThing please Add them as Your Comments..keep Coding..ha ha

9 comments:

Unknown said...

yaar sahi banaya hain ... but u missed out our CS playing time ... you should include it too ...

anuj said...

i called him MODEL...
he is the only single model of aur college.
well, u shud include all ur modelling career, &....our college fiesta.
ur first outside visit to mankapur with us & off-course wit gals.

Unknown said...

kya baat hai.. really nice one..
hey, include our tea time... muft ki tea tum kaise bhul sakte ho yaar..
and even our last working day of the month (our salary day).. uski khushi k bare mei to likho..
overall its really gr8

Vineet Aggarwal said...

dekho bhaiya... the way you have explained the CREATure named "software Engineer" is fantastic but aap kuch bahut hi imporTant things bhool gaye hain...
like.. u didnt mentioned how these creatUres find new and newest ways to crack the sites tht are blocked...(do I need to GIve eXample..!!) and also stuff like chatting(Major time pass) and Last but not the Least.. your favorite and mine too "GYM"..
bus aur kuch nahi kahunga...
Great stuff... keep it up... :)

Dinesh Agarwal said...

Good yaar! Tune to apna frustation nikaal diya bhai, hum kya karein? hamaari to kismat hi footi hai. Aur haan....woh kya hai ki free ke buiscuit khane ke liye jo line lagti hai na....sabko bourbone hi chahiye...woh bhi ek alag hi mazaa hai.

Unknown said...

Bahut sahi but kuch serious sftwr eng bhi hote hai (I m not the one) like ashwin so write about them also :-)

Unknown said...

...gud work...but how u can forget that these creatures also indulges in watching "Chicks" in office and sometimes flirting with them:)
After spending 1-2 years these species get bored of there current job and look out for new one or goes for further studies.

Sudarshan said...

Its better if ya become a psychologist dude!!!

And Prasanth I cant agree that u get Frusrated seeing the so called chicks in the malls!!

Guys believe me., Prasanth is amidst the chicks always!!!

Anonymous said...

it was nice
please do update